Nine words women use…

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up !!

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine (#1).

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing (#3).

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F@%K YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response with #3.

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Posted under Must Read This by Lie Fung on Thursday 29 November 2007 at 10:14 am

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