10 Things to Say in an Elevator if You Want to Ride Alone

Riding in a crowded elevator can be quite a pain. Sure, everyone needs to get where they are going, but they would also benefit health wise if they used the stairs. Then you could enjoy the airy comfort of an unoccupied lift, and they could all get slim and fit.

But how do you convince a lift-load of miscellaneous, disinterested and grumpy people to go exercise on the stairs? Well, there are ways. Here are 10 sure-fire ways to empty a lift by the next floor.

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Posted under Jokes by Lie Fung on Friday 22 August 2008 at 8:08 am

School Joke

Got this joke from my mail..nice read ..
A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,” Boy, what’s your problem?”

Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is ! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

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Posted under Jokes by Lie Fung on Wednesday 2 July 2008 at 9:53 pm

Dog Names: Finding Unique, Cool, and Funny Names for your Dog

Congratulations! After searching long and hard at the shelters, thru the newspaper and even enlisting friends and family in your search, you’ve found the right dog! So what’s next? Giving him/her a proper name of course!

So you think to yourself, just any ol name won’t do. It’s got to be unique, something different! Well, allow me to give you a few dog naming categories that will hopefully help you to come up with some really novel names for your four legged friend.

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Posted under Pets by Lie Fung on Friday 20 June 2008 at 9:39 pm