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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a nice jokes..enjoy it&#8230; Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ah Kau: $10. Teacher: You don&#8217;t know Maths. Ah Kau: You don&#8217;t know my father la! Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum. Mother: You really disappoint me. Your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids are Quick</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA : Here it is. TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things to Say in an Elevator if You Want to Ride Alone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Riding in a crowded elevator can be quite a pain. Sure, everyone needs to get where they are going, but they would also benefit health wise if they used the stairs. Then you could enjoy the airy comfort of an unoccupied lift, and they could all get slim and fit. But how do you convince [...]]]></description>
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		<title>School Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got this joke from my mail..nice read .. A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,&#8221; Boy, what&#8217;s your problem?&#8221; Boy answered, &#8220;I&#8217;m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I&#8217;m smarter than she is ! I think I should be in [...]]]></description>
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