10 Things to Say in an Elevator if You Want to Ride Alone

Riding in a crowded elevator can be quite a pain. Sure, everyone needs to get where they are going, but they would also benefit health wise if they used the stairs. Then you could enjoy the airy comfort of an unoccupied lift, and they could all get slim and fit.

But how do you convince a lift-load of miscellaneous, disinterested and grumpy people to go exercise on the stairs? Well, there are ways. Here are 10 sure-fire ways to empty a lift by the next floor.

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School Joke

Got this joke from my mail..nice read ..
A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,” Boy, what’s your problem?”

Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is ! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

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